If you want to bitch slap Mark Steyn, you'll have to take a number.

Those of you who saw the movie "Airplane" will remember the scene where a woman passenger is getting hysterical, and other people on board line up, not to try to console her, but to slap her upside the head to shut her up.

Apparently, if you want a piece of Canada's Mark Steyn, you'll have to stand in line there, too.