Sunday, November 22, 2009

To all the male whingers I've mocked before.

Dear useless male wanks:

Let me give you some free advice. It does not matter how often or how sincerely you write fawning articles gushing over Sarah Palin. She is not going to fuck you. It ain't gonna happen.

I'm glad we had this little chat.


Cosmic Navel Lint said...

As long as we've got it in writing! I'm glad we got that cleared up ;-)

Frank Frink said...

They're OK with that. Being in close proximity to an actual vagina would probably frighten them anyway.

sooey said...

Wouldn't she just be fucking her way to the bottom anyway?

MgS said...

Well...perhaps not in the literal, physical sense; but in the metaphorical, political sense, they'll get a screwing over that will make GWB/Dick Cheney look like they used lube.

thwap said...

Interesting theory MgS,

... so, Sarah Palin, destroying the economy, taxing the bejeeziz out of 'em, and then enabling "law enforcement" to sodomize them with night-sticks is sort of a visceral way to have her as their dominatrix?