Friday, December 28, 2007

Um ... ewwww?


Ever since I posted that picture of my ASMJB heels, the Ass Monkey’s crew of slavering idiots, otherwise known as his “readers”, have developed a rather unhealthy interest in my shoes and/or feet.

Dudes, seriously - put down the Cheetos, step away from the Risk board and try dating real girls ... not ones that are of the inflatable variety.

14 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

That was a good schoolyard thread until one (or several) of Joanne's minions showed up and sock-puppeted.

I can tell by the tone...haughty and dull. Cunt made flesh, in other words.

Sparky said...

I wasn't going to point out their foot fetish towards you, Lulu.

Didn't want to add to their overall gruesomness...

LuLu said...

And I was planning to post a picture of my new boots. I guess it would just be mean, now.

Sparky said...

You might send 'em over the edge...

KEvron said...

so much for global warming, huh?

KEvron

Red Tory said...

Go for it. Some of us have an appreciation for fine footwear that goes beyond juvenile sexual fetishism. I could wax lyrical about my old Sperry Top-Siders... but I won't.

CC said...

No toe pics, LuLu. We already know what toe pics do for these cretins. It isn't pretty.

Red Tory said...

Speaking of "ewwww" go check out Suzie-all-caps. She's preggers and... oh, my... the suffering! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wince in awkward discomfort.

LuLu said...

Bad KEvron

Ti-Guy said...

go check out Suzie-all-caps. She's preggers

Up the duff is she? Let's have a contest to guess who's the baby daddy. I pick...Yahweh.

Kelseigh said...

So have we sold the production rights to Steve Janke and the Real Doll yet?

KEvron said...

"Bad KEvron"

(grabs ankles and presents "polishing kit")

KEvron

KEvron said...

"She's preggers"

dibs on pick o' the litter....

KEvron

LuLu said...

Now I know you're flirting with me ... You should see my new boots.