Monday, December 24, 2007

A Republican Senator...

...having misplaced his fiddle, hurries back to the Senate for an important values vote.

6 comments:

CC said...

All we need is a dildo and a couple of wetsuits and we're in business.

LuLu said...

I'm sorry but those red shoes just do not go with that thong.

Seriously, don't make me call the fashion police.

pretty shaved ape said...

(L)u(L)u, don't you see the handiwork of a true patriot in that ensemble? Red shoes...white socks...blue helmet. My gawd woman, it's enough to make John Ashcroft pitch wood.

LuLu said...

Now that you mention it ... but it would've just screamed Yankee Doodle Dandy if the thong was actually a sequined Star Spangled banner.

E in MD said...

Damnit LuLu... now I gotta put my eyes out again. They only grow back so many times.

LuLu said...

Just use the brain bleach, e ... works for me everytime I check out Five Feet of Crazy's blog.