Fetus-fetishist SUZANNE gives us an early Christmas present:
When they can't compete and win, they don't want to play. Typical feminists. Watch this. If conservatives win the neutral categories, they're going to complain that the process has been "hijacked".
And let me tell you, SUZANNE is not one to put up with this tasteless, sleazy, online, poll-oriented "hijacking."
Oh ... wait.
Can someone order a smarter batch of Blogging Tories? I need more of a challenge here.
BONUS CATHOLIC DUMBASSITUDE: From the "Fetuses 'r' Us" HQ sidebar:
6-Year-Old on Way to Sainthood
(Zenit.org).- A 6-year-old Italian girl who cheerfully endured the amputation of her leg and offered it in union with the sacrifices of Christ may become the youngest canonized non-martyr saint.
Awwwwwww ... even if you're not religious, that's a great story. Seriously. How did that turn out, by the way?
Benedict XVI approved Monday the decree recognizing the heroic virtue of Antonietta Meo, who died of bone cancer at age 6 and a half.
Um ... well, then, that's not quite the "Jesus loves you, and they all lived happily ever after" warm and fuzzy meme I was expecting, was it?
MORE DOUBLE PLUS GOOD SNARKITUDE: Larry Moran points out how the Dumbfuck-o-sphere is throughly miffed by the organized freeping of online reviews, for which the obvious solution is, of course, a counter-attack of organized freeping of online reviews, until it blows up in their faces, after which they're shocked -- appalled, I tell you -- by the Leftist bullies who engage in something as infantile and classless as the organized freeping of online reviews.
You only wish you could write stuff that unintentionally hilarious.