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Tuesday, December 25, 2007
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Flying Foetus Fetish Fancier
Happy New Year, darlings.
Dear Poppa Junk “Paul”:
Why I don't date -- part 37.
Sweetie, you're obsessing, and it's starting to wo...
Deja vu all over again. And again and again and a...
Now that's some killer irony, don't you think?
What's the opposite of "meritocracy?"
This is just going to get better.
Uh oh ... someone needs their nap.
But, but, but ... that's different.
Good guys: 1. Whiny dumbasses: 0.
Merry freakin' Christmas.
Shorter Crock-of-the-Matter Sandy:
Nothing to see here.
Fair and balanced: New York Times edition.
I love the smell of TRIWIA in the morning ...
I see a pattern here ...
But it's such a cool talking point!
Kate McMillan: Really, really stupid, racist cunt...
You're all a bunch of meanies! So there!
All it needs is a burkha...
True Patriot Portraits #2
Thanks for clearing that up.
The sunroofs of death.
The Dreaded Lurgy!
Shorter Misogynistic Ass Monkey.
Dear Blogging Tories: How's that Bush worship goi...
Genius. Pure, evil genius.
Holy crap! No way!
Putting the "fab" back in fabulous.
No way, dude. Get outta town.
Um ... ewwww?
Let them eat cake.
Holy shit, Stephen -- are you really that stupid?
Early morning rock. Turn it up.
This joke may never get old.
Um ... wha?
Reading makes you smarter ...
Oh, irony, where is thy dumbfuckitude?
A billion here, a billion there ...
He's a fair God.
Uh oh ...
Once upon a time ...
OK, this is not a good thing.
Well, isn't that timely?
How's that Dembski hero worship going, Denyse? Uh...
And if I hit you, it's only because you piss me of...
Peter MacKay: Global Village Idiot
We have a new contestant.
He's just a bottomless pit of irony, isn't he?
Give me a fucking break.
All hail the Pastafarians!
Dear Big Daddy:
Boxing Day, 2007: The irony edition.
Proving Iran Is The Bad Guy.
Weepy Pete On Tour
For those who need more drooling dumbassitude in t...
There's a fine line between stupid and Catholic.
The Gospel, according to Marshall.
Bless You Pastor Swank
Dear wingnuts: Here's why we think you're all ret...
Shut up, shut up, shut up ...
An O'Reilly Factor Christmas
Isotope Shortage Solved!
A Republican Senator...
You can just smell the hypocrisy.
Let's be careful with that analogy there, Mike.
Lack of self-awareness, symptom number 639.
No Blogging Tories...
True Patriot Portraits #1
Sweet Baby Jesus.
Holy fuck -- the overwhelming stupid!
The War On Christmas
God bless us, everyone!
It's a stupidfest.
Dear wanks: Here's why actual "dialogue" is not a...
SHRIEK! SHRIEK!! LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS!!! SHRIEK!!!...
Stick a fork in him ...
It's all where you place the starting line, isn't ...
Sometimes, snark just fails you.
There's everyday stupid ...
Conservative but "non-partisan": Part deux.
Dear MaryT: Fuck off. Seriously.
Dear Denyse: Stop being such a dishonest airhead...
The Canadian Blog Awards: Let's all take a deep b...
Really, just amazingly fucking stupid.
Shorter BT "Paul".
Random thoughts on awards contests and political a...
Dear Mike Huckabee:
Big Daddy speaks.
Because there's no such thing as too much Denyse O...
If it's a day that ends in "y", Paul's being a ret...
The best laid plans and all that.
Goose. Gander. You can take it from there.
Yeah, about that "culture of welfare" ...
As God is my witness, ...
I didn't believe it was physically possible ...
And now for my two cents.
Exposing anti-conservative bias: Because it's the...
The 2007 Canadian Blog Awards: Fuck 'em and the h...
The horror ... the horror ...
Blog Awards, No Prize
He's just so fickle.
About these here awards contests -- Part Deux.
Oh. My. God.
Dear Dems: Just bend over already.
This is gonna leave a mark.
Jesus. H. Christ.
Dear blogosphere: About these here awards contest...
SHRIEK! SHRIEK! SHRIEK!!!!
This is satire.
Accountability for thee but not for me.
Maybe it's just me ...
Dear global warming skeptics:
Just when you think the irony can't get any ironie...
Not your Blogging Tory news: Dec 18, 2007.
Teh Overwhelming Stupid: Crux-of-the-Matter editi...
Just in time for Xmas!
Insert your own punchline
Dear Kathy, you raving lunatic:
Unspeakable dumbassitude: Denyse O'Leary edition....
From the Department of "Well, duh!"
Anti-conservative media bias? Who ya gonna call?
Dear Sara: Are you ALL this paranoid?
Dear (insert deity of choice):
Pick me! Pick meeeee!!!
He's just so needy ...
If you've just murdered your parents, ...
I think Mikey's got some 'splainin' to do.
There's stupid, and then there's Wayne-level stupi...
Shorter BT Exactly Right
Whoops, my bad, Taser-wise.
Third time's a charm, right, Mike?
Has anyone seen my tinfoil hat?
Avoiding reelity is hard werk.
Dear Aaron: Just so you know ...
Oh, irony, where is thy dumbassitude?
I do love me some TBogg ...
Dr. Roy: You can’t make this shit up.
Today’s Blogging Tory Stupid
Shorter Ass-Monkey Neo
Pay no attention to that hypocrisy behind the curt...
The Blogging Tory DMCA Challenge: That went well,...
I changed my mind ...
A Good Day.
Dear Ass-Monkey Neo:
Angry Junior = Useless (part eleventy-million)
Prentice Backs Down!
Who You Gonna Call?
Copyfight Game On. Blogging Tories, A Challenge.
The Power of Information
Right-wing humour, as it were.
ACTRA: Industry Dupes Lip Off
DMCA - Call To Action!
The DMCA: It was fun while it lasted.
Republican torture porn.
Your daily Blogging Tory stupid.
The climate change fraud.
A sane person’s guide to the crazy.
The female perspective ...
Dear Aaron: Stop being such a total asshole.
Room With A View
Drooling, spittle-flecked keyboards: Kathy Shaidl...
If the irony were any thicker, ...
It's in the way that you parse it.
Meeting? What meeting?
Iranians waterboarding downed U.S. airmen? Yeah, ...
A little advice for Tony Perkins
Dear Canadian Forces: Keep us posted.
About that whole gay thing ...
The DMCA: A Blogging Tory weighs in.
The stupid. It burns.
Copyright the Next Step
Uh oh ...
With the Blogging Tories, it's always a matter of ...
Dear stupid cunt SUZANNE:
Canadian DMCA on Hold!
Now that's grammar, baby.
Holy. Freakin'. God.
A Letter From Steve
I could do this all day ...
Whiny-ass, freakin' titty babies.
Dear Blogging Tories: What the fuck?
That delicate sense of perspective.
Oh, irony, where is thy dumbassitude?
I think I broke Blogger ...
Holy fucking circle jerk, Batman!
I got nothing ...
Dear Progressive Bloggers of Canada:
Surprise, Surprise ...
Gabriela Is My Hero
Here we go ...
How dumb is TOO dumb? Part II
By the way ...
How dumb is TOO dumb?
Come on, kids ... what could possibly go wrong?
Brilliant! Antoine Dufour
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Because retarded isn't stupid enough.
That horse ain't fuckin' dead...
About that link...
Letter from Jack
Blogging Tories and the DMCA: Asleep at the wheel...
A Song for Jim Prentice
Keep Those Cards and Letters Coming
So long, and thanks for all the ...
OK, I am officially confused.
Calling all Blogging Tory law students.
Three ... two ... one ...
Do I repeat myself? Very well, then, I repeat mys...
He keeps digging ... and digging ... and digging ....
Jim Prentice, Listen Up. We Are The Boss Of You.
Attention: Yellow Jim Prentice Action Alert
The joy of right-wing semantics.
Weiner and Patsy versus the Smart-o-sphere.
Well, that's a bit edgy, wouldn't you say?
Because reality has a liberal bias.
I'd like to thank the mainstream media ...
He lied, OK?
Irony is officially dead.
Your daily stupid: Denyse O'Leary edition.
Into the Blogmobile, Boy Wonder!
Just another crippling disappointment.
Blogger comment e-mail notification borked?
Well, Dick just has our number, doesn't he?
Your daily "Whaaaaaaaaaaa?"
Just when you think it can't get any funnier ...
Yes, I AM the Clenis!
It's OK to gloat if you're a conservative.
Secrets of the trade.
A word about civility, if I may.
the other c word
Quote of the day.
An evening in the life ...
Jim Prentice: Selling Canada by the Pound
Iran and the NIE: Let the spin begin.
Dear wanks -- let's talk about "civility" for a mi...
Your daily Blogging Tory stupid.
Just put down the science, and back away slowly.
Stem cells and reality. Because we're NOT morons....
Some prime Catholic ass-kicking. Good girl.
Rich people behaving assholishly.
It's like she's not even trying anymore.
Let me use short words for this one.
The first rule of holes ...
Whine, whine, whine. Whine.
Would you like a Kleenex, Junker?
Milblogging wankery: Let the hysterical tap-danci...
THIS ... is gonna be interesting.
I don't mean to be cruel but ...
Good Cops, Bad Cops and Stockwell Day
I love it when a plan doesn't come together.
I can't WAIT to see how this works out.
You have the right to shut up and get in the trunk...
Guns, poetry and beer: One last reminder.
When snark simply fails you.
For once, I think you should take his advice.
Sunday YouTube, pre-emptive strike.
And in breaking ... uh ... news ...
Stockie to Canada's cops: Bite me.
Dear Raphael: Fuck off. Seriously.
When we describe them as "dumbass, hillbilly, yoke...
And like clockwork ...