Sunday, December 23, 2007

It's all where you place the starting line, isn't it?


As a bonus bit of ass-whacking for Brian Lemon's insipid post on the superduperdeliciousness of George W. Chimpster here, let's examine a little more carefully his excerpt from the diseased brain of Clownhall's Larry Kudlow, shall we (emphasis added)?

Against all odds, and despite the usual drumbeat of criticism, President George W. Bush has had a very good year. The troop surge in Iraq is succeeding. America remains safe from terrorist attacks. And the Goldilocks economy is outperforming all expectations.

Pause.

"America remains safe from terrorist attacks."

Why, yes ... yes, it does. In fact, Americans have never been safer than under the current administration. Well, as long as you discount that spot of unpleasantness back on Sept 11, 2001, of course, which you're always allowed to do since it's kind of inconvenient, which is why, when you're talking protecting America, you should always start the clock on Sept. 12, if you catch my drift.

It's really quite entertaining to watch members of the Ya-Ya Wankerhood drool on and on about how safe America is, provided you get to exclude Sept 11, 2001 from consideration. Apparently, even though Bush was going to keep Americans safe, it was only on Sept. 12 that he decided that he really, really meant it, so you can't hold Sept. 11 against him, 'cuz that would be unfair, ya know? I mean, who could have imagined ... yadda yadda yadda.

And the utter lack of hideous terrorist attacks since then? Clearly, due to President Superchimp's manly, steely-eyed resolve, even though it would be equally logical to suggest that it was only the Democrats retaking Congress in 2006 that's prevented any further loss of life since then.

Really, wanks ... if you want to whinge on about how safe is America, how about you cop to 3,000 dead Americans having happened on your watch? Your president, your hideously-incompetent administration; therefore, your dead Americans. Because for people who can't seem to stop blubbering on about, "But ... but ... but ... Bill Clinton!", you all seem to have real problems remembering what happened before Sept 12.

P.S. American Congressional Democrats: Keeping America safe from cataclysmic meteor impacts and alien invasions since November of 2006.

9 comments:

E in MD said...

The wankers also seem to forget the anthrax shit that went down after September 18th 2001...

and the DC sniper duo in 2002 that kiled 16 people including an FBI agent over 23 days.

Or the July 4th 2005 clinic that was burned.

Or the December 12th 2005 incident wherein Patricia Hughes and Jeremy Dunahoe chucked a molly cock into a clinic Shreveport, Louisiana.

Or the September 11 2006 attack by David McMenemy who attempted a suicide bombing of a women's clinic in Davenport, Iowa ( even though that clinic didn't actually do abortions ).

The 2006 'Cafe Risque' Christian terrorists who attacked a Gainesville Florida porn shop using a chemical weapon attack causing over $30,000 in damage.

Or the May 9th 2007 arson attack on a Planned Parenthood clinic in Virginia Beach, Virginia

Then there was Paul Ross Evans who was buying bomb materials to bomb several 'abortion clinics', a Roe v Wade lawyer, stem cell researchers, a Rabbi and a porn company in California in April of 2007.

Or the arson at an abortion clinic in Albuquerque NM on December 6th, 2007.

Guess those don't count eh?

Ti-Guy said...

Why would Al Qaeda need to stage another terrorist attack within the US? Bin Laden knew what he was doing...he just had to spark the kindling and watch while the US went up in flames.

That should be obvious to anyone by now.

CC said...

Or, put another way, if they hate you for your freedoms, well, you don't really have any left, do you? So you should be safe now.

Mission accomplished.

E in MD said...

Why would Al Qaeda need to stage another terrorist attack within the US? Bin Laden knew what he was doing...he just had to spark the kindling and watch while the US went up in flames.

That should be obvious to anyone by now.

By Blogger Ti-Guy, at 7:25 AM


Yeah Binny won the moment Bush went into brain-lock reading My Pet Goat. In that instant ( 7 minutes is an instant in geologic time, stop laughing ) he went from bumbling idiot parodied in shows like 'Thats my Bush' ( which you should really check out since i was FUCKING HILARIOUS ) to Captain Codpiece, Defender of the Faith.

Besides, what good is a Constitution if you don't ignore it once in a while.

E in MD said...


Or, put another way, if they hate you for your freedoms, well, you don't really have any left, do you? So you should be safe now.

Mission accomplished.

By Blogger CC, at 7:27 AM


Hey man! Quit knocking my nation! I've still got my 3rd Amendment rights to protect me!

I'll never have to quarter soldiers in my house without my consent again! Jokes on you! Muahahaha!

Ti-Guy said...

When you think of 9/11 in objective terms...the loss of two buildings and the deaths of 3000 innocents (as horrible as that is), for a country as rich, powerful and populous as the US, I have to say that it only achieved the significance it has because of the glaring weaknesses of the United States. I think the only way out for Americans right now it to come to terms with that.

I still can't shake the feeling that all of the Republican actions from the end of the Eisenhower presidency really are a "vast, rightwing conspiracy." Then again, you don't have to be organised within a conspiracy to let personal greed and mean-spiritedness run its course.

Kelseigh said...

3,000 deaths on Bush's watch? What are you talking about? There's been a lot more than that!

Ti-Guy said...

'Thats my Bush' ( which you should really check out since i was FUCKING HILARIOUS)

It was. And then making fun of stupid Bush became unseemly and it was canceled. Another reason why I detest Osama Bin Laden. He's determined to make the entire world as humourless as fundamentalist Islam is.

Paladiea said...

Let's not forget that Bush lost an entire city to the ocean.