Dear Donald J. Trump:

You realize that denying someone was ever your lawyer waives any solicitor-client privilege you might have been counting on, right? Right?

J.F.C.

Meet Rebel News' newest journalist:

Pundits warn public of clear and present danger of rabid, unhinged "Freedom Convoy" protests.

 

Oh, wait, I take it back.

Never mind. Carry on.

Byron Donalds: The worst of the shittiest.

 

Frankly, no, the American people don't deserve better than this. Byron Donalds is exactly what those imbeciles deserve.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Laura Loomer is an absolute garbage human being, just like her previous employer.

Chronicles of Twatrick: JUXTAPOSE!

Man who used to hide behind living room curtains until process server had left will now mock people for (*checks notes*) hiding from process servers.

Really, you can't make this up.

Time for my annual "Warm Socks" fundraiser.

As I have done for the last few years, I am re-activating my GoFundMe fundraiser to purchase mountains of warm socks and underwear and mitts and toques for local Ottawa shelters.

The pattern is that I collect donations, then scour the area for the best deals on high-quality socks, and underwear, and assorted winterwear, and donate it all to the local shelters like Shepherds of Good Hope and the Ottawa Mission. Here's just one pic from last year, where I scored a nad-crushing deal on awesome socks:

In the end, I delivered several large garbage bags of winterwear to people who needed it, and it's all happening again this year.

So cough up, and simply trust that I will find the best way to spend that money.

If you're in Ottawa and want to support a good cause, there's Chef Ric's.

Had my first catered lunch from Chef Ric's last Thursday, and can heartily recommend not just the food but the social cause.

I am now COVIDed x 6.

Yup, got my sixth shot this morning. In an amazing coincidence, I've never had COVID-19.

Go figure.

Dear Jenna:

Not so fucking funny now, is it?

Chronicles of Twatrick: Where in the world is Baron von Loadenhosen?

A confidential informant enlightens me that undischarged bankrupt and $21 cheeseburger addict Patrick Ross has restarted his YouTube channel, for the dozen or so people that check it out over a couple of days:

Trying not to seem superficial but, for a 42-year-old that brags incessantly about his active outdoor lifestyle, Patrick is looking a little ... bloated. He might consider the occasional vegetable. And, no, I don't mean poutine.

P.S. And, yes, I still want to keep track of the random wanderings of Patrick Ross.

If Zach Hyman is upset about the last couple of weeks, ...

 

... I'm thinking it might not be a good idea to point out Israel's decades of Palestinian oppression and land theft. Maybe Zach can only think in two week blocks at a time.

Big. Fucking. Deal.

"Stop, or I'll yell 'Stop' again!"

What a pathetic pansy-ass of a judge.

The people want Jim Jordan!

Um ... not only do the people not want Jim Jordan, even Jim Jordan's own party does not want Jim Jordan.

Now Jimbo can go back to ignoring sexual misconduct. It's what he does best.

Oh, man ...

... Sheila Gunn Reid is not aging well.

I'm still not sure who Paul Mitchell is ...

... but, holy Jesus fuck, is he an imbecile:

 

Musical interlude.

Go. Listen.

And as for indisputably guilty pleasures, well ...

JUXTAPOSE! P.S.: "Everyone hates us so send money."

Rebel News "free speech warrior" David "The Menses" Menzies wants to deport anyone exercising their right to (*checks notes*) free speech:

Meanwhile, everyone hates David so much that he needs professional protection so, yeah, send him a pile of cash. Unmarked bills. Paper bag.

P.S. Speaking of hateful rhetoric having ugly consequences ...

So ... there's that.

Ruh roh ...

"... agrees to testify against co-defendants ..."

You know what's coming ...

Release the ketchup!

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

It is now a full 26 months since a Saskatchewan judge gave undischarged bankrupt and fugitive from financial justice Patrick "Kid Cash Badass Thunderbolt Dragon Fire Quintuple Threat MMA Cosplay Bikini Designer Porn Author Nexus of Assholery Bad Company" Ross the bad news as to how much he owed me, and how quickly that amount is increasing:

To no one's surprise, Patrick is nowhere to be found since the passing of his addlepated father, who was Patrick's primary enabler, so it's not clear what Patrick is up to these days; evidence suggests he is back in Alberta, once again making a living as a "swamper" (an oil patch job that is as disgusting as the name suggests).

In any event, to reply to a recent commenter, sure, I'm always in the market for anyone in the vicinity of Lloydminster, SK to become another confidential informant and keep tabs on the happenings at Casa Ross (all within the bounds of the law), so if you're available, drop me an e-mail.

In the meantime, another month, another several hundred dollars that Patrick owes me, with no end in sight. I guess we'll see y'all back here in another month.

P.S. I would be remiss in not mentioning Patrick's challenge from way back in something like 2008, when Patrick was gloating about doxxing me and just daring me to do anything about it:

And how exactly did that end? Oh, right ...

As the old saying goes, be careful what you ask for.