If you're into kick-ass hot sauce ...

... like I am, and you want to buy really wicked cool local stuff, I have quite the collection of sauces and syrups, and I prefer to support local producers, and my latest order is from a collection of deranged lunatics called "The Capsaicin Cartel", who make stuff with the world's nastiest peppers.

I just finished putting in an order for a bottle of Kink hot sauce, Anti-Virus 19, and what is apparently a collector's edition of something lethal called "Kill Vlad." The rest of my extensive collection is equally dangerous.

I'm sure this obsession is not healthy.

P.S. Please fuck off with your wimp-ass Tabasco.