CC HQ is now Hot Sauce Central.

Canada Post just dropped off my recent order from the Capsaicin Cartel, which includes a limited edition, numbered (8/48) and autographed bottle of something called "Kill Vlad," and I'll just quote the description here:

We present an homage to Vlad The Impaler and the many mythical vampire legends. This special limited release KILL VLAD is a numbered collector's edition extreme hot sauce.  This special, one-time only recipe is made over the course of 10 days. A beautiful stock is made by simmering Count Dracula peppers, 7 pot Primos, Naga-Vipers, Trinidad Moruga Scorpions as a base with shallots, garlic, red bell peppers and heirloom tomatoes added. After hours, the reduction is separated and the pulp is dehydrated. The liquid is then simmered again and fresh ingredients are added to flavor the broth. The process is repeated for a 3rd time. The liquid is once again heated and the dehydrated powder added along with blood orange puree, maple syrup and citrus zest to make this unique sauce. 

Only 48 numbered bottles were made and are available as long as inventory lasts.

So, yeah, I'm special, but not in a Joe Warmington kind of way.

P.S. I got one of these, too.

Bring the pain.