Saturday, December 04, 2021

Chronicles of Twatrick: What the absolute fuck?

 




I'd tell Jesse that my considered legal advice is to tell Patrick to go fuck himself with his chainsaw, but since I'm not a lawyer, I suspect Patrick would accuse me of practising law without a license.

He can go fuck himself with a chainsaw, anyway.

EVIL THOUGHT: Since Patrick offered to help Jesse avoid a $1,000 fine in exchange for a settlement of $7,500, I think it only fair to offer that Patrick can write off his defamation judgment debt of $115,000 to me for only ... uh, multiply by 7.5, carry the four ... $862,500.

I await Patrick's written acceptance of this exceedingly generous proposal.

11 comments:

MgS said...

Seems to me that Mr. Ross would do well to mind his own Ps & Qs instead of worrying about other people and constantly threatening lawsuits ...

... when all you have is a hammer, all the world appears to be a nail ...

RossOwesDay said...

Twatrick Ross sinks to a new low, if that's even possible.

Twatsy is so desperate for money that he's trying to milk $7500 out of that preposterous nonsense. It's amusing that this was the best plan for raising money that Twatsy's feeble intellect concocted.

The Twatster's desperation may suggest that he's coming to the realization that he's going to be in a world of financial pain very, very shortly. Twatrick will have to go without his beloved $21 restaurant burgers for at least the next decade of his life!

Anonymous said...

There is something quite insane about his utterances - Twatsy is special, but not in a good way.

jhayward9 said...

While I've been dealing with this shit show, I've also been prepping for a night of special company.

A certain someone WISHES he had members of the opposite gender asking him for private time with him.

The irony in all of this is absolutely delicious!

thwap said...

So someone jokingly offered to load up a bankrupt dead-beat's worldly possessions into a van, and, even in the most galaxy-brained scenario would be liable to a $1,000 fine, but the bankrupt dead-beat is offering to help the jokester out of their $1,000 predicament for the low-low price of $7,500??????

The wheels have come off the cart with this one.

Seven years and no degree.

Anonymous said...

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jhayward9 said...

thwap: yeah I don't get it. Worst case, I plead out & pay $1k;

Easy. Why in God's green earth would I give him $7,500 for that? I'd rather pay $1k......

This is absolutely delusional; but hey, I'll take this to court if Patrick is so willing to get stomped by a combination of myself, CC & RogueNerdOne via legal actions.

So be it, the legal actions coming will be the equivalent of "let the bodies hit the floor" to quote the band Drowning Pool.

Anonymous said...

I love the way that Jesse is basically calling his bluff and then passing on information to CC and Peter Skinner. You can't buy this kind of entertainment - especially if your name happens to be Patrick Ross, since he owes everything he owns to CC

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/DragonFireIdeas/status/1467311328188637184?t=6GvGtYs0Pm-W9IyIK9sGuQ&s=19

So let me see if I got this correct: Patrick writes an entire thread about the trailer to a KIDS movie, but anyone who crosses him is a pedophile according to him. Interesting.

RogueNerdOne said...

Patrick knows I'm filing my motion to dismiss this Monday morning.

After giving Patrick the proper two days notice before the hearing, I'm hoping he'll show up in court.

To say I have something spectactular planned is putting it mildly.

Also, I've just spoken to a friend who's a Sheriff down by Calgary and he said the statements made would _never_ raise to the level of a charge being filed or a civil summons being issued.

I know when I have a fine due, I pay someome 7.5x the penalty to make it go away. Patrick fucked up when he sent that letter. I'm including that letter which is dangerously close to extortion, in my motion to dismiss so the court can get a true understanding of how he plays games with people. If Patrick doesn't believe me, go ask the RCMP. I'm going to email it to Cst. Moss of the GP RCMP that's dealt with Patrick before. This is the kind of shit that police need to see. I'm going to include all the tweets of Patrick saying Jesse molested a girl, just so it's on record of why people want to kick the fuck out of him.

Neither Jesse or I broke any laws, and I would 100% tell Patrick to fuck himself. If I were Jesse, I'd be taking that letter to an EPS station to let them have a gander.

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