Thursday, December 09, 2021

Chronicles of Twatrick: "Fun with numbers" edition.

As eagle-eyed readers will have noticed, the $25,000 that Lloydminster's Patrick Ross is currently trying to extort from me to not file utterly bogus criminal charges of impersonating a Saskatchewan debt collection agency oddly matches the very same $25,000 that Peter "RogueNerdOne" Skinner is demanding as surety to allow Patrick's idiotic action against him to proceed. Peter then went on to suggest that perhaps the precise amount of $7,500 that Patrick is attempting to similarly extort from one Jesse Hayward will show up elsewhere. In fact, it has.

I was informed earlier this week that Saskatchewan sheriffs successfully seized the first amount of assets from Patrick pursuant to my $110K+ judgment against him. The amount:

$7,500.




What an astonishing coincidence.

Yes, it's official that Patrick's bank account is now some $7,500 lighter due to the diligent efforts of the Lloydminster constabulary, to which I am grateful, and is it really a coincidence that Patrick is trying to shake Jesse Hayward down for $7,500 now that he's been relieved of what I have been told is that amount?

And if you're thinking that $7,500 is a weirdly round amount to have been seized given how much more Patrick owes me, it appears that that amount represents exactly the total covered by two outstanding cost awards whose collection filings were sent in separately from the filing for the primary judgment amount, so the impression I get is that the sheriffs are doing things by the book, and processing each collection order individually in its entirety before proceeding to the next one, which means that now that the minor cost award collections are out of the way, what remains is for The Man to now start in on the one remaining collection order:




So if anyone is keeping track, what is now left to collect from undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross is precisely what you get when you take the outstanding amount of $104,090.47 as of the ruling date of Aug 19, 2021, and apply an annual interest rate of five per cent (you do the math). And the fact that the sheriffs managed to find $7,500 suggests there's more where that came from, so things is happening.

I just thought you needed to know that.

PUBLICLY CORRECTING THE RECORD: It occurs to me that I can completely emasculate Patrick Ross (metaphorically speaking, so cool your jets) regarding his current threats to file idiotic and meritless criminal charges by making a simple and public correction of the record, so here it is.

Once upon a time, I casually blogged an invitation for people to come and, pursuant to my collection enforcement against Patrick, help me load his lifetime accumulation of comic books and WWE replica championship belts into a van, and a couple people replied with, "Whoo hoo, yeah, let's do this!" Patrick, quite dishonestly as is his wont, chose to interpret this as my attempt to act in the official capacity of a Saskatchewan collections agency, and promptly huffed and puffed and demanded buckets of cash to avoid filing idiotically unfounded criminal charges based on this. So let's clear all this up.

That invitation was satire, but since Patrick was determined to take it seriously, here's how we're going to deal with it.

That was a joke. Nothing more, and Patrick knows it.

In all that time, absolutely no one has shown up at Patrick's residence in Lloydminster, falsely claiming to be a collections officer, and no one is going to since I'm rescinding that offer.

Did you get all that? No more offer. Gone. Finished.

More to the point, I have no need to do the above since, as Patrick now knows, I have the Saskatchewan sheriffs handling this for me.

So, we're done here. As of this instant, this is no longer an issue and, more importantly, Patrick knows this, since he made the original accusation by claiming he read it on this blog, so he cannot possibly claim that he is unaware of this correction of the record as it is being published on the same blog that he has already admitted to reading.

From this moment on, if Patrick again claims that I am unlawfully impersonating a Saskatchewan collection agency, he will be lying, and I will prove it with what I have written here, and I will absolutely fucking press criminal charges for extortion.

Are we done here? Yeah, I think we're done here.

P.S. Note well that the above is in no way an apology. It is nothing more than a clarification of what I meant, which Patrick knowingly and deliberately chose to misrepresent. So if Patrick begins crowing about how I have "apologized," he will again be lying. In any event, Patrick no longer has the slightest basis to be yammering on about criminal violations of Saskatchewan's Collection Agents Act, and if he continues to bloviate and bluster and threaten legal action based on that, I will absolutely drop the hammer on him.

Just so you know.

HMMMMMM ... it occurs to me that the sheriffs having raided Patrick's bank account puts him in a decidedly awkward position with respect to his current and threatened legal harassment of others. It's no secret that Peter Skinner is demanding significant surety from Patrick before allowing his defamation action to proceed, but now that I've pretty much stripped the cupboard bare (and will continue doing so the instant any new funds arrive), it's unclear where Patrick will come up with all that dosh.

And if he somehow does hand over a wad of cash as surety, I plan on doing whatever I can to file to seize it, so Patrick's career as a vexatious litigant seems to be at an end.

I'm sure you're heartbroken.

SPEAKING OF "VEXATIOUS LITIGANT" ... I feel moderately comfortable in suggesting that Patrick Ross' run of filing obnoxious and vexatious actions whose only purpose is to cost people money to defend is at an end, and here's why.

First, given his well-established history of filing such actions, losing, then refusing to pay the inevitable cost awards (all of which I have documented in detail), it means he will absolutely have to provide significant surety to pursue any action; at this point, no sane judge will allow him to proceed until he hands over enough to guarantee that he can cover any possible cost award against him when he loses.

Worse, though, is that, given my current collection enforcement against him, the instant any money hits his bank account, Saskatchewan sheriffs will be there to take it, so I have no idea where that surety is going to come from.

In short, Patrick's own history of stiffing creditors and refusing to pay court-ordered cost awards is coming back to bite him in his pasty ass in a big way.

12 comments:

jhayward9 said...
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Anonymous said...

If Patrick is getting paid via direct deposit into his Lloyd bank account, and that's where this seizure came from, how can he continue living and working in Grande Prairie since he would have to pay for rent and food and gas and stuff like that? If the final collection order is for that full judgment amount, it seems like the sheriffs can now seize whatever is left in that account, leaving Patrick with nothing. So how would he pay his bills? How could he keep working away from home unless daddy Ken is fronting all of those expenses?

RossOwesDay said...

Holy shit. Twatrick had $7500 in his bank account? Given his high expenses and low-skill blue collar job, how on Earth did Twatsy stockpile that much cash? And why did he leave that much money vulnerable when he knew you and law enforcement were working to garnish his assets?

CC said...

@ROD: I don't *know* that that is where it came from, I was simply assuming as that was the only definite financial info I had provided -- his bank account number and bank branch.

RossOwesDay said...

@CC Ah, interesting. Congratulations on the $7500! Perhaps buy a nice bottle of gin to celebrate, and a donation to an entity that Twatrick would hate, such as an environmental or feminist charity.

MgS said...

@CC: Congratulations on the first substantive collection. (Extraordinary Substantive Merit edition?)

Patrick’s other “actions” (the ones before the courts at least) are relatively unlikely to go anywhere. I expect he’s going to tank them either for lack of funds (anybody gone looking on various fundraiser sites to see if he’s panhandling for cash there?), or because he’s the legal equivalent of an idiot, and anyone who retains counsel will blow his bloviating arguments away with basic logic.

The unfortunate part is that he seems quite willing to engage what amounts to overt harassment because he finds it’s ‘fun’.

CC said...

MgS: Your last comment had a broken link. Try again.

RogueNerdOne said...

I get to have some extortion fun as well it seems. While it's nice for you and Jesse to issue the apologies, I refuse to when I was in no way stating I was a collection agent, but rather I wanted to be there just to see the look on his face when he's stripped of his championship (fake) belts.

Since he wants to get "literal", so am I. Read away, but Patrick's going to get a dose of reality quickly.

https://h3y.top/demandletter
https://h3y.top/response

CC said...

@RNO: Those links appear to link to old content. Is there new stuff you wanted people to see?

RogueNerdOne said...

Sorry, having an issue with pdf documents on the server.

Here's the link with the two files zipped:

https://h3y.top/silliness

My apologies.

CC said...

@RNO: That demand letter is beyond deranged. I'm dying here.

RogueNerdOne said...

He's really reaching with a lot of this. No one ever said they were a collections officer, not once.

It's why I essentially told him to fuck off.