You keep using that word "progressive" ...

Via Dr. Dawg, we find Progressive Blogger Diva Rachel who's gotten all moist over one Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Yeah, that would be this Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

I think someone needs to be shown the door. Kids? Your reputation is on the line. I'd make this fast and painless if I were you.

Beating inmates to death: It's a Blogging Tory thing.

Unsurprisingly, Blogging Tory Maria "Dodo Wants You to Fuck Off" Nunes is the most recent moist-panty fan of one Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

That would be this Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

You cannot possibly be surprised.

That fine line between Blogging Toryism and beating the handicapped to death.

Apparently, everyone's favourite American law enforcement fascist is once again in the news:

In Boldest Move Yet, Arpaio And Ally Charge Judge With Bribery, Despite Lack Of Evidence

For a while now, there's been plenty of evidence of Sheriff Joe Arpaio abusing his law enforcement powers to target political enemies. Indeed, Justice Department investigators are said to have been looking into the issue for the last year.

But Arpaio may now have taken things into a whole new realm. This week, the top cop for Maricopa County, Arizona, who has used media-friendly stunts to gain a national reputation as a law-and-order zealot and bete noir of illegal immigrants, announced the filing of a criminal complaint against his latest target: a judge who's involved in several of the controversial cases Sheriff Joe has helped bring.

Now, you'd think that, even if you're a rancid racist and gleeful eliminationist who celebrates the violent deaths of Toronto's immigrant community, if you're also a Blogging Tory, there are certain lines you're not prepared to cross and certain people you're not willing to worship publicly. You'd think that.

You would be wrong.

Blogging Tory "Neo Conservative," boys and girls. Because someone has to celebrate the right for cops to violently assault people in their wheelchairs. Or just plain kill them.

Stephen Taylor, proud, yadda yadda yadda, you know the rest.

Because even thuggish, neo-Nazis have their Blogging Tory groupies.

Hey, kids, remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio? Apparently, the good sheriff was recently hobnobbing with some less-than-reputable characters. No worries, though ... I suspect Sheriff Joe is always going to have his adoring fans:



That would, of course, be one of Stephen Taylor's Blogging Tories -- "Neo [Nazi] Conservative." But you'd probably already guessed that, right?

Ends, loose and otherwise.

Almost packed and ready to roll, so let's hop in the wayback machine ever so briefly ... remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio? Yeah, he was a real sweetheart, wasn't he? And who -- I ask you, who -- would be so classless as to worship this murderous thug from afar?

Like you had to ask.

Canada's Blogging Tories: Because someone has to stand up for police brutality. And beating the mentally handicapped to death.

It's funny until a wheelchair-bound paraplegic gets his neck broken ...

... then it's hilarious. Oh, that would be this Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

And a big shout-out to Blogging Tory co-founder Stephen Taylor -- you've now made it acceptable for a Blogging Tory to publicly idolize a man who has beaten mentally-handicapped people in his custody to death.

You must be so proud.

It's funny until the mentally handicapped get beaten to death ...

... then it's fucken hilarious:



And what's not to love about Sheriff Joe Arpaio? Oh, I'm sorry ... let me introduce you.

Stephen Taylor's Blogging Tories: Because, God knows, someone has to cream themselves when wheelchair-bound paraplegics get their necks broken.

Oh my ...

No wonder Blogging Tory Neo "Nazi" Conservative thinks Sheriff Joe Arpaio is just the bestest thing evah!111!111!1!!!!