Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Why iPods Are Bad.
About five minutes ago, a lunatic in what I presume was a stolen pickup truck, came screaming down the sidewalk. I had time to turn, register what was happening and run like fuckin' hell. The truck missed me by a matter of maybe two feet, careened through an intersection, leapt the far curb and demolished the large brick sign at the entrance to my building. One of the witnesses said if I'd been wearing headphones, I'd have been under a sheet. I have to agree, if someone less agile had been in my place they'd be dead. While I wait for my hands to stop shaking and my heartrate to descend back to double digits I think I'll go have a wash.