Oh, dear God, you won't believe this.

And the Brian Lemon train wreck continues to unfold before our very eyes, as we read his recent "Update" (all subsequent emphasis added):

Update:
Hot Air covers Ware's Denial. Contrary to comments herein there is absolutely nothing more than a denial here (I did not have sex with that woman). Ware carefully denies heckling and speaking. He was NEVER accused of either heckling and speaking...

Why, sure, and let's quote the very first sentence of Brian's original post, shall we?

During a live press conference in Bagdad, Senators McCain and Graham were heckled by CNN reporter Michael Ware.

You just can't make this stuff up. And, since I'm in on my way out the door, let's just jump to the bottom of Brian's brain-damaging idiocy:

If (and I say if) this story is proven to be wrong (or Drudge apologizes), I will delete this post.

No, Brian. We don't want you to delete that post. We want it left where it is so future browsers can appreciate what kind of truly asinine and dishonest hack you really are.

Where else can you get this kind of entertainment this cheaply?

THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF LEMON-SOAKED DOUCHEBAGGERY: Since Mr. Lemon referred to the right-wing site Hot Air, let's check out what they have to say. Oooooooh ... look (emphasis added):

Video: CNN reporter denies heckling McCain; Update: Press conference video appears to support Ware

At this point, I think we can safely expect Lemon's post of infinite dumbassitude to conveniently disappear down the memory hole, with any future references to it being met with a puzzled, innocent look and a reply of "Post? What post?"

P.S. Would someone like to keep me up to date on whether we see a genuine and heartfelt retraction and apology from Canada's Crazy-Assed Pathological Lunatic™? Strictly for the entertainment value, of course.

FREE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE: TBogg doesn't actually mention Mr. Lemon by name, but it's not like he'd be out of place in this beatdown.