No, you're not getting a $10,000 reward from Ezra. Deal with it.

Regarding Ezra's totally uncollectable reward:

 

recent commenter "John S." suggests you not waste your time:

I was the guy who identified the hotel clerk who grabbed David Menzies at the Radisson in Toronto.

He offered a $100 reward. I gave it to him within 10 minutes of him posting the reward offer.

Ezra responded within 5 minutes of my email saying he would pay out after he verified the name was correct.

He stopped replying after that. I think it's safe to say he won't pay anything.

Invest your time accordingly.

CC READER CHALLENGE: One of my regular evil minions emails a suggestion -- ask publicly for evidence that Ezra has ever paid out one of these rewards. That seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do, so that's the challenge: can anyone provide any evidence that Ezra has ever, at any time, turned over any of the rewards he's publicly announced?

Comments section is open. Go wild.