Dear Erica:

"Hi, this is Erica from the Conservative Party of Canada. Can the CPC count on your support in the next federal election?

Reply:

Yes

No

Dear Erica:

If by "support," you mean raising the CPC from the ground until someone slips the noose over its neck, then, yes, dear, count me in. I'm always happy to help.

Hugs and kisses,

CC