I have been reliably informed that, as of yesterday, Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen of Lloydminster was personally served for a court appearance scheduled for April 6, the end result of which will be that I will begin taking everything he owns.
That is all.
How did you manage to catch Twatrick? Did he emerge from his dad's basement to buy more Honey Clover Lucky Charms to vlog about?
He has a lot of expensive hockey jerseys. Will you be taking those?
Do you have any idea where he works, so that you can garnishee his wages? If not, maybe we should put together a posse to track him down to make collection easier.
If others want to help out entirely within the law to dig out Patrick's whereabouts and employment and so on, I have no objection, on condition that absolutely none of that is published; rather, it should be sent to me privately at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Understand? Nothing discovered is to be dumped into the public domain. I mean it.
CC, did you hear about Patsy getting served?
I'd love to see the look on his face when he has to start handing over his useless sports memorabilia & WWF tapes to you. (seeing as that's all he legally owns, judging from the CanLi briefs & his Twitter accounts)
Hopefully he's hoarding some rare junk that can be sold at a value that MIGHT be close to 5% of what he owes you......
......but junk is usually just junk rofl.
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