Oddly, even after raking in almost a half mil specifically for the purpose of hiring new hacks, shills, flakes, yahoos and head cases to misrepresent^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H cover the news:
one still sees absolutely no recently-hired fake journos at the masthead at Der Rebel. Where is all that money going?
P.S. There is still going to be a Part Deux to this deathless prose, you just have to be patient. It will be worth it.