Republican philanthropic values.

(CC News) - In an astonishing display of generosity, seven-time world Formula One champion Michael Schumacher donated $10 million to the victims of the recent tsunami disasters in Southeast Asia.

Not to be outdone, U.S. president George W. Bush, whose personal net worth is estimated at approximately $17 million, has kicked in with $10,000 himself.

In unrelated news, a right-wing blogger going by the pseudonym of "Jay Gatsby" spontaneously combusted, apparently from an overload of cognitive dissonance.