Thursday, May 07, 2009

The deranged batshit craziness that keeps on giving ...

Canada's neo-Naziest blogger Kate McMillan would like the Left to, like, chill out:

If This Is A Non-Story

"Why is the left obsessed with it?

In apparently unrelated news:

Any punchline would be superfluous.

(Wag of the tail to TBogg.)


Ti-Guy said...

Gee, I was out of the loop on this shock.

Next time, Obama should just say "I don't care what kind of mustard, just something other than that electric yellow guash Americans call mustard."

No, I guess he couldn't say that...

Get ready Canadians...were going to be seeing a lot more of this shit in the coming months in our own leaders' campaigns

Cameron Campbell said...

Holy fucking shit.. if they had it on the menu it's because people ask for it.. how fucking elitiest can it be if the market forces dictate they have it there?

You can get dijon at Subways for gods sake...

Ti-Guy said...

Just pronounce it DEE-zhawn and you'll be as real and normal as a hockey mom.

sassy said...

"The History of White People In America" (mockumentary, circa 1985) comes to mind.

In the movie they eat almost everything with a healthy does of mayonnaise on it

Anonymous said...

The right wants to make Obama look snooty and elitist--nothing more.
These are the same people who make a great fuss about the mint juleps at the Kentucky Derby.

Nauseating, isn't it?

Cameron Campbell said...

Or the green tea that John Kerry ordered.

Fact, after regular boring old tea, guess which is the second best selling kind of tea in the world?

How can something be elitist if everyone is drinking it?

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Anonymous said...

Would any of the Fox news fans and members of the right have recognised Paul Eddington [PM James Hacker] from
Yes Minister/ Yes Prime Minister?
Yet there he is in the back seat of the Rolls with the mustard!

Fox friends and members of the right wouldn't recognise him because he wasn't born-again and he's a limey furrener. Anyway, most Readers' Digest articles would have bad photos and artwork. But Eddington wouldn't make the grade of RD because he's not Amurrican.

Bismark said...

Not to mention the fellow in other Rolls is Ian Richardson [PM Francis Urquhart] from House of Cards...

liberal supporter said...

And look what we have here, a memo from Karl Rove:

Re: BurgerGate

If it is determined that there are no other condiments involved, proceed to "method of eating".

If it is determined Obama ate the burger with his hands, say "You can take the Obama out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the Obama".

If he used utensils, please contact Wingnuts International, CPC-BT division, and request the talking points for the "Stephane Dion Hot dog" case. Please remember to change the names and remove any French words such as "citoyen" before repeating these memes. If you need assistance to do that, contact the office.

Thank you.

Yours in God's Own Party,

LuLu said...

I believe Bill Maher has dealt with this quite handily:

Look, I get it, "real America." After an eight-year run of controlling the White House, Congress and the Supreme Court, this latest election has you feeling like a rejected husband. You've come home to find your things out on the front lawn -- or at least more things than you usually keep out on the front lawn. You're not ready to let go, but the country you love is moving on. And now you want to call it a whore and key its car.

That's what you are, the bitter divorced guy whose country has left him -- obsessing over it, haranguing it, blubbering one minute about how much you love it and vowing the next that if you cannot have it, nobody will.

But it's been almost 100 days, and your country is not coming back to you. She's found somebody new. And it's a black guy.