Sunday, February 22, 2009
It’s not me, it’s you.
Dear Five Feet of Where's my Section 13 Complaint At™:
It’s been ages since we’ve had one of these little chats, hasn't it? To be honest, I’ve had better things to do. But rest assured, your behaviour over the last few weeks, including your hilarious appearance on "The Agenda" has not gone unnoticed.
While there is little doubt in my mind that you are, indeed, a racist (something that appears to be your entire raison d’être), I’ve come to realize something far more compelling where you’re concerned. You’re a sad, pathetic, one-note shriek harpy who’s quickly becoming a caricature.
More importantly, you’re beneath me.
Yours in endlessly superior amusement,