Too stupid to blog? We report, you decide.

First, start with Alfalfa over at ThePolitic.com. Follow that up with Keith Olbermann explaining reality.

Any questions?

HEY, HERE'S A BIT OF SPORT: Which Blogging Tories are either too dense or too dishonest to have figured out what really happened here? Let's start a list, shall we?

• One.


• Two.


• Three.

I'm pretty sure the intellectual embarrassment isn't going to end there. These are the Blogging Tories we're talking about, remember?

BONUS BITCH SLAP: While the residents of Wankerville are all getting little woodies over Kerry's botched attempt at humour, it's interesting that they have nothing to say about this, where Republican John Boehner clearly and unambiguously lays the blame for the entire Iraq clusterfuck squarely at the feet of "the generals on the ground."

Anyone interested in a bet that not a single Blogging Tory mentions this? Come on -- be a sport. Live dangerously.