Wednesday, July 19, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: I don't think so, Tim.

Lloydminster's Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen has a novel take on what legal issues are at the top of his list:

I will humbly suggest that Patrick's most pressing legal issue is how he is going to explain to a judge why he has contemptuously and openly disobeyed seven distinct court orders to pay me cost awards and judgment levied against him, from as far back as late 2010:

More pointedly, Patrick's most pressing legal issue is how, the instant he enters a courtroom, I will own his pasty, mullet-festooned ass in every which way imaginable.

I guess we'll just agree to disagree.

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