I guess this represents bad news for SOMEONE.

(CC News) In more bad news from the war-torn country of Iraq, the U.S. military reported the deaths of five more U.S. service members, four of whom were killed when insurgents attacked their patrol Tuesday night.

Upon hearing the news, a visibly angry President George Bush responded, "Oh, Christ! Does this mean I'm going to have more pissed off mothers bitching at me? Jesus, you'd think those whiners had lost a family member or something."

In related news, U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, being told of the latest casualties, also made it clear he didn't give a shit either.