Apparently, Jack doesn't know Jack.

Oh, the panty-twisting shrillness (emphasis added):

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi may well have committed a felony in traveling to Damascus this week, against the wishes of the president, ...

And then, of course, there's the version of reality that exists outside of the Blogging Tory bubble:

Rahall: Pelosi Personally Told Bush Of Syria Trip And He Did Not Object

Rep. Nick Rahall (D-WV), who traveled last week with Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) as part of her delegation to the Middle East, said this morning on C-Span that Pelosi told Bush of the trip to Syria a day before they left, and Bush did not object.

Rahall said, “The Speaker had met with President Bush in the halls of the U.S. Capitol just the day before we left and mentioned to him that we were going to Syria. No response at all from the President.”

For God's sake, don't mention anything to Jack about Jews and Iran and badges. He might have a stroke from pure apoplexy.

AFTERSNARK: Even Fox News' Chris Wallace has figured this one out. You know, Jack, it has to be depressing when one of your aspirations is to some day be as fair and balanced as Fox News.

I'm just sayin'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! There's snark, and then there's pure brilliance. (A wag of the tail to commenter Diane.)

BY THE WAY, should we even bother keeping track? Surely the dumbass train isn't going to pull away from the station with only those passengers.