The Palin clan -- the gift that keeps on giving.
(Wag of the tail to earlier commenter Shannon.)
AND IN CONCLUSION, I'm not sure I can even keep up with the savage, unadulterated dysfunction of the Palin clan, what with:
- Mama Palin, who is hideously irresponsible when it comes to her pregnancy,
- the trampy, teenaged and pregnant Bristol,
- the future Mr. Bristol Palin and self-described "fuckin redneck" Levi Johnston,
- the aforementioned Track and his legal problems, and
- back to Mama Palin and her possible infidelity.
Really, can it possibly get any funnier?
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So, according to the mouthbreathers on teh Right, this a real family with real family values. Kewl.
More like this, please.
Yeah, it could get funnier. Stephen Harper could say fuck the fixed election date and call a snap. That would be a scream.
On the up side CC, maybe now the Republicans will finally shut the fuck up about "family values" and stop moralizing about everything.
Right?
We can only hope that Track is also gay or Sarah's affair was a little more risque than we imagine.
Who am I kidding, nothing will shut those prigs up...
On the up side CC, maybe now the Republicans will finally shut the fuck up about "family values" and stop moralizing about everything.
You're a funny man, Mike!
So let me get this straight. If Parliament is dysfunctional, it should be dissolved. But if a family is dysfunctional, it should be put in the White House?
Maybe someone should ask the Queen to dissolve the Palins.
I sure hope that self-righteous belittling shrieking harridan never gets handed the briefcase of codes that would let her dissolve anyone she wants, a million at a time.
*grin* I thought you might like that. There's also something going around that she's a racist of the highest order. Calling Alaska natives "mukkluks" and my favourite, "Alaskan Arabs". And have you heard her response to Obama winning the nomination? "So Sambo beat the bitch". Nice. Really classy.
But, but, Palin describes herself as a pit bull with lipstick.
Wouldn't that make her a, um, bitch?
AHA! I found it.
http://www.laprogressive.com/2008/09/05/alaskans-speak-in-a-frightened-whisper-palin-is-%E2%80%9Cracist-sexist-vindictive-and-mean%E2%80%9D/
I seriously hope this shit gets corroborated and spread all over the MSM.
"We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby"
okay. so could we please attack the POLITICIAN who would take the opportunity to choose away from other Americans, instead of slut-shaming her daughter?
stay classy, CC.
(said as someone who regularly lurks, and is generally in agreement with your analysis.)
Amen. Keep the spotlight on Palin. Bristol didn't ask to be born to this hypocritical train-wreck.
Yes, kids, I realize it's cruel to pick on poor Bristol, but when you have an entire demographic that yawps on constantly about "family" values, then the whole family is up for examination.
And if Bristol was all that concerned about her privacy, she shouldn't have let herself be paraded around like a show dog at the RNC. It's pretty tough to argue for your privacy while you're showing off the goods in front of 35 million people on national TV.
No, sorry. If you get pissed at anti-choice assholes and rape apologists because *they* slut shame, it's not okay for the left to do it because it's someone "we don't like."
I don't give a damn about her privacy. I do give a damn about bullshit sexist crap being thrown around - leave that to the GOP/Conservatives.
Oops, yeah. I missed the 'trampy' bit.
Dude. C'mon. Having sex at 17 doesn't make one trampy*. And slut-shaming is beneath you anyway.
*I sure hope it doesn't anyway! Or colour me trampy (17 years ago).
"Having sex at 17 doesn't make one trampy"
the point is that, with the so called "family values" crowd, it does, indeed, make you a slut (unless, of course, it happens to a conservative).
do i care that she's preggers? no. and, suddenly, neither do they. go figger.
BRISTOL'S A DIRTY SLUT!
KEvron
Okay. Using it sarcastically, I can buy that.
Hard to know what's sarcasm and what's not on the 'net. 'Specially when it comes from someone who regularly calls hateful women "cunts".
I have a pal in Alaska right now (which is how I got the heads up on the Track the Criminal angle). GOD I am hoping she digs up more dirt. I am enjoying this clusterfuck so very much. So much more fun than that creepy Harper. Seriously, my ovaries shrivel when I see him smile on those ads. And since I'm already well knocked up, that's difficult. :)
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