The good news from Iraq, Moonie-style.

"My president lied about WMDs, declared war, illegally invaded another country, destroyed its infrastructure, killed tens of thousands of civilians, squandered the surplus, wrecked our economy and caused the deaths of over 2,000 U.S. millitary personnel, and all I got was this lousy 5-mile stretch of road."

AFTERSNARK: It is, of course, hideously unfair that the mainstream media refuses to cover the good news of the Baghdad airport road. Damn them. Damn them all.

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