Former fake White House Press Corps "journalist" James "Jeff Gannon" Guckert, addressing Commander Chimpy, January 26, 2005:
Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. [Senate Minority Leader] Harry Reid [D-NV] was talking about soup lines. And [Senator] Hillary Clinton [D-NY] was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet in the same breath they say that Social Security is rock solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work -- you've said you are going to reach out to these people -- how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?
New fake White House Press Corps "journalist" Joseph Curl, addressing Commander Chimpy, December 19, 2005:
You said last night that there were only two options in Iraq -- withdraw or victory. And you asked Americans, especially opponents of the war, to reject partisan politics. Do you really expect congressional Democrats to end their partisan warfare and embrace your war strategy? And what can you do about that to make that happen?
I guess the only mystery is, is Joe a top or a bottom?