"No, no, I meant for those rules to apply to everybody else!"

"Well, let me tell you, as a conservative, I fully support President Bush's plan to secretly wiretap U.S. citizens without warrants or court orders. I mean, if you haven't done anything wrong, then what are you so worried about, huh? Maybe you have something to hide, is that it? We're in a Global War on Terror™, and if that means we all have to give up a little privacy, well that's just fine. Hey, whoa, hang on ... when I said we all had to give up some privacy, I sure as hell didn't mean me!"