Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Character! Integrity! Boobies!

One wonders how adoring groupies like Blogging Tory Mark Peters:

Witness Miss California 2009, Carrie Prejean, willing to stand for her principles rather than sell out for an accolade...

External beauty is fleeting. Inner beauty lasts forever and is greater. Bravo!, Miss Cali.

are going to handle this latest bombshell:

The directors of the Miss California USA pageant are looking into whether title holder Carrie Prejean violated her contract by working with a national group opposed to gay marriage and by posing semi-nude when she was a teenage model...

A photo of Prejean wearing only pink panties with her back turned to the camera appeared Monday on the gossip blog She issued a statement early Tuesday saying she posed for the shot when she was a 17-year-old model and objected to its release as an attempt to belittle her religious faith: "I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos."

Yes, Mark, external beauty is fleeting. But external beauty and pink panties? That lives on forever on the Intertoobz.

BONUS TRACK: TBogg hits this as well, but it's his opening paragraph that leaves one spewing milk out one's nose:

One of of D-list blogger Robert Stacy Emmett Till Had It Coming McCain's rules (#5 to be exact) for attracting ONE MILLION HITS to your conservative blog in a year, is to post pictures of scantily clad women that most conservative bloggers couldn't get within pepper spray distance of.

I'm sure TBogg has never even heard of NAMBLA Dick Evans and yet he seems to know that demographic all too well. It's almost creepy.


sooey said...

Christian, eh? I think it's time we started distinguishing between Big C and little c.

liberal supporter said...

According to the fag haters, gay couples form a parody of "opposite" couples where one is their own gender and one pretends to be opposite, so you have butch and femme female couples or bear and flamer male couples. So, one of the couple is not following their own gender, and therefore is a fake.

Following wingnut logic, that means fake boobs would make Miss C a femme? Or at least a lipstick lesbian? Oddly enough, if she was, it is one the things that would not disqualify her. Unlike doing soft porn and fronting a straight supremacist hate group.

KEvron said...

i just won mark's thread. and only three weeks after the fact!