Sunday, May 10, 2009

BREAKING: Right-wing Canadian blogger calls for murder of "lefties."


Oh, dear. It would appear that Canadian blogger and pathological loon Werner Patels is calling for the death of "lefties":

As for comment #1, typical lefty: cannot read and cannot spell. The world would be a much better place without those sorts of people.

"The world would be a much better place without [them]". What could that possibly mean, other than that Mr. Patels would like to have them killed? I can't think of any other possible interpretation. Can you think of any other possible interpretation?

Let the frantic, right-wing bloggysphere tap-dancing, parsing and hilarious rationalization begin.

AFTERSNARK: Appreciate the irony here, as Weiner himself was one of the recent mock outraged. It just doesn't get any funnier than that, does it?

34 comments:

Balbulican said...

Oh, my God. Clearly inciting the world to violence and murder against us. And given that his name is "Werner" - what next?

And it's clearly not a joke, cuz it's...well, not funny.

LuLu said...

Considering Werner's somewhat disturbing "Alex DeLarge" fixation, I don`t think anyone should be surprised by his a) calls for violence; b) mouthbreathing hypocrisy; and c) complete disassociation from reality.

Srsly.

Balbulican said...

As far as I know, he's the only Canadian blogger to call for the reinstatement of judicial execution by torture.

KEvron said...

"clearly not a joke, cuz it's...well, not funny."

hate to correct you, bal, but you've got it backwards....

KEvron

Louise said...

"Can you think of any other possible interpretation?"

Yes. Send them back to school and teach them how to spell.

Louise said...

And while we're at it, teach the leftards how to read. I've notice a preponderance of borderline illiteracy among the left. Practice. Practice. Practice. You'll eventually develop the ability to detect nuance.

Have at it, folks.

CC said...

Thanks for stopping by, Hunter. Don't forget to close the door on your way out.

Ti-Guy said...

I've notice a preponderance of borderline illiteracy among the left. Practice. Practice. Practice. You'll eventually develop the ability to detect nuance.I love a good scolding from a bilious conservative harridan on a fine Sunday morning.

Too bad that hag "Louise" doesn't let anyone troll her blog. I'm sure I could come up with all kinds of "nuance" with which to impress her.

Happy Mother's Day, witch.

KEvron said...

"leftards"

all the nuance of a wet fart on a nude beach.

KEvron

Peter Dodson said...

Hey Louise.

Go back to the convo we had on Saskboy's blog. Your reading comprehension sucks balls.

And leftard? That's so 2006.

Louise - protecting free speech on her blog by moderating comments since who gives a fuck when.

Somena Woman said...

"Can you think of any other possible interpretation?"

Ummmm

Actually. I can.

I think the world would be a better place without certain people in it. That doesn't mean I want people dead. It just means that when I objectively look at it -- there is a net negative to the world because of certain people in it.

Recent examples of this would be... Slobodan Milosevic, Or Willie Pickton, Clifford Olson....

I do admit that this would infer that I think the world would be (or is) a better place now (or when) such people are no longer among the living.

Ah... now I see your point.

Yes -- when people are that evil, the question arises naturally about what should be done with respect to such people.

LuLu said...

Louise, Louise, Louise ... don't you have some rednecks to stubble jump? Which sounds utterly filthy by the way -- who knew "righties" were such freaky hypocrites.

Oh wait -- anyone who can use Teh Google. You're welcome, I'm sure.

Ti-Guy said...

Louise isn't reading anymore. A house fell on her.

Balbulican said...

I like Louise.

She runs a blog whose ONLY regular commenters appear to be the absolute nadir of incoherent conservative dementia, mahmood AND Canadian Sentinel.

I occasionally put in an appearance to annoy her, irritate her with inconvenient facts until she threatens to kick me off, and retire giggling. It's too easy. Her idea of a REAL advanced group is "Muslims Against Sharia"; her idea of a climate change scientist is some dude who also sells creationist comic books.

How can you not love that?

She views herself as an "expert" on Aboriginal affairs - choke - but she's learned not to get into a debate off her own site, where her nonsense can actually be corrected. The thread at Saskboy's was pretty funny, as Peter noted.

Nowadays she sticks pretty close to home, content to match wits with Scenty and mahmood. She's still a source of great hilarity, though...recently, she took a break from bashing the Indian Industry to post an admiring note about a man she could REALLY admire, because of his gracious response to the Pope's audience. He wasn't like those other whiny Indians, he was a NICE Indian.

This self proclaimed "Aboriginal expert" seemed to be unaware that the man she was praising - Phil Fontaine is Grand Chief of AFN, and one of the guiding forces behind the Aboriginal Healing Foundation.

Balbulican said...

But let us be kind to the Werner's and Louises and Raphaels and Scenties and Neos of this world. It is becoming a cold and lonely place for them. Bush is gone and Harper is going...

Ti-Guy said...

But let us be kind to the Werner's and Louises and Raphaels and Scenties and Neos of this world. It is becoming a cold and lonely place for them. Bush is gone and Harper is going....

You can be kind to them...start up a charity or a halfway house or a diversion programme or something, I'll donate.

I, personally, want these moral imbeciles of my face and so thoroughly put in their place that they won't even *think* of re-asserting themselves for another generation or two without first being forced to reflect on their many, many, many high crimes and misdemeanours.

Louise said...

Bejesus, Ti-Guy. Calling me a bitch is several notches above calling me a cunt. I'm sure if you try real hard you can return to your usual self. Take a toke and lie down for a while. Your old character will reassert itself, I'm sure.

Noni Mausa said...

Ti-Guy said... "Happy Mother's Day, witch..."

Hey, watch it! Us witches are deeply offended by the comparison. Get yourself another epithet, if you please.

Noni

Frank Frink said...

Not sure I would go so far as ascribe such eliminationist thoughts to poor Weiner. I mean, given the largely fragile state of his mental health he's more likely fantasizing about clicking his heels while chanting, "There's no place like home. There's no place like home."

And... poof. He disappears.

KEvron said...

"Not sure I would go so far as ascribe such eliminationist thoughts to poor Weiner."

that's not cc's point, as i see it. zuzu's was an unkind, off-the-cuff comment, but not really a call for murder, just as antonia's was an unkind, off-the-cuff comment, but not really a call for murder (a "public call for muder" were zuzu's words, if i remember correctly, the little nutjob liar).

KEvron

Ti-Guy said...

Bejesus, Ti-Guy. Calling me a bitch is several notches above calling me a cunt. I'm sure if you try real hard you can return to your usual self. Take a toke and lie down for a while. Your old character will reassert itself, I'm sure.

Oh shut the hell up, you vacuous harpy.

Frank Frink said...

All I was saying is that Weiner just really wishes he could disappear himself.

That's his fantasy. Mr. Roarke told me so.

Ti-Guy said...

Hey, watch it! Us witches are deeply offended by the comparison. Get yourself another epithet, if you please.

I really don't find this kind of identity politics crap funny anymore.

Burn in Hell, witch.

Noni Mausa said...

Ah, a real jerk. I see.

I wasn't joking. But I guess that wouldn't matter to you. Carry on, or whatever.

Lindsay Stewart said...

ti we like noni around here and since you beg tolerance in defence of the demonstrably twisted cult that you adhere to it might also behoove you to offer tolerance in turn. let's have no more of your evil catholic calls for witch burnings, it makes you look as clever as a coulter.

Ti-Guy said...

Louise is a witch.

Lindsay Stewart said...

you really can be a thick sod when you decide to be ti. i guess your prejudices are the right ones to hold since you have the moral authority, being allied with such noted arbiters of correctness like benny the rat and his north american field rep bill donohue.

Ti-Guy said...

your prejudices are the right ones to hold since you have the moral authority, being allied with such noted arbiters of correctness like benny the rat and his north american field rep bill donohue.This is really dishonest; I've never defended Ratzinger and especially that pig Donohue. But have it, PSA. Accuse me of being aligned with pedophiles, while you're at it.

Lindsay Stewart said...

is it any more dishonest than you branding women you don't like (not to mention some that are respected and liked in these parts) as witches in a purely misogynist, pejorative sense? with "burn in hell witch" sentiments being tossed about you want to claim that you are somehow wiser and kinder than the two creepy fucks i named, great. but i forget, you're so tired of these identity politics, unless its your identity. telling noni mausa to burn in hell doesn't do a lot to separate you from the ratzos and donohues of the world. i think we both know you're capable of better than that.

Ti-Guy said...

i think we both know you're capable of better than that.Ok, mommy.

Lindsay Stewart said...

now go clean your room.

Chimera said...

"Louise is a witch."No she's not. We wouldn't have her.

We don't have a hell, either.

Audrey II said...

A certain idiot that might be familiar to you (think a kind of fish that's also a hairstyle) can't understand (or finds it convenient not to acknowledge) the difference between wishing for your opponents' elimination and offering to illustrate the inaccuracies of an assertion in a clearly declared safe environment.

You'd better condemn me, C.C., lest anyone moronic enough not to grasp those differences wail about your hypocrisy in not doing so. ;)

KEvron said...

you two wanna be alone?

KEvron