Keeping that hot streak going over at "Dust My Broom," it's Publius' turn to put on the retard hat:
Sheryl Crowe advised us to conserve toilet paper.
First, Pubes, my boy, it's "Crow," not "Crowe." And, second, Crow's appeal to only ever use a single square of toilet paper when the situation arose? Kind of a joke, if you were too stupid to figure it out on first reading and had to have her explain it to you.
I swear, every time I pop over to check out the BTs, it takes an hour or two for my IQ to recover.