Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Some straight-shootin' shit there, pardner.


Well, it's about time that George W. CrotchBulge told it like it is:

Bush told Blair: "See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

It might be labeled the shit heard round the world, but I'd like to think of it as some much needed clarity from the President on the issue. While President Bush is not known for his skills with the English language, he's summed up the way to resolve the crisis almost perfectly in this instance.

And when George gets down and speaks his mind, well, what can possibly go wrong?

WHATCHU TALKIN' SMACK 'BOUT, WILLIS?
Apparently, there are a couple Blogging Tories who think it's just awesome for George to be laying' down the law, Texas-style -- none of that pansy-ass, pussy-footing around, as it were.

Sort of like how George made it clear that, dadgummit, he would fire anyone in his administration that leaked information about the identity of a covert CIA officer. Whoa, hang on ... he really meant that he would fire anyone in his administration who committed a crime related to leaking information about the identity of a covert CIA officer.

OK, bad example. But you know what I meant, right?

5 comments:

Grog said...

Anybody else notice that the "Compassionate Conservatives" of the US gov't are charging people for evacuation from Lebanon?

The Seer said...

See, they brought "Good job, Brownie" back to handle the evacuation.

But you're trying to change the subject, which is: Our Beloved Leader's skill with the English language.

And let's not forget groping Angela.

Praise the Lord he gut out of there are soon as he could.

The Seer said...

Seriously, do you guys up there know what it's like to wish you had Steven?

Grog said...

Sez "the seer":

Seriously, do you guys up there know what it's like to wish you had Steven?

You can have him any time you want. Preferably, take him before he does any more damage to Canuckistan - er Canada.

Mike said...

Lets see, fire any one who:

1. Leaked the name of a CIA Operative,
2. Committed a crime re: 1

The next options are:

3. Charged with a crime re: 1
4. Convicted of committing a crime (1)
5. Loses appeal of conviction re: 1
6. Is sentenced to jail time re: 1

On W's departure is granted a presidential pardon!

Rove is covered.