Wait, wait ... here's a good one ...

What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and Osama bin Laden? George Bush knows where Cindy Sheehan is.

Or how about: According to the right-wing wankerhood, one's an evil, homicidal terrorist that hates America, is a threat to national security and is responsible for the deaths of countless U.S. military personnel overseas. The other's an Arab.

I got a million of 'em, really. I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal.