Tick ... tick ... tick ...
P.S.: RT is thinking along the same lines. Place your bets.
BONUS DOOFITUDE: The reality:
Since Friday, when the pick was announced, news surrounding Palin has been almost uniformly negative: the initial focus on her lack of experience quickly gave way to reports of her involvement in the Troopergate scandal, the “Bridge to Nowhere” earmark, an Alaskan separatist party, a 527 group organized by recently indicted Alaska Senator Ted Stevens, and, on Labor Day, her teenage daughter’s pregnancy.
Ironically, truer words were never spoken:
Sarah Palin: modern conservative female role model
Oh, and the horrifying ignorance, Suzie. Don't forget the horrifying ignorance. That has "conservative female role model" written all over it.