Never, ever, NEVER doubt a rabid neo-con’s ability to play to his mouthbreathing base.
Republican candidate John McCain said on Wednesday that if elected president, he will capture al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.
"President Clinton had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. President Bush had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. I know how to do it and I'll do it," he told ABC's "World News" in an interview.
"I understand and I have the knowledge and the background and the experience to make the right judgments. Senator Obama does not," McCain said in a reference to his Democratic rival for the White House, Barack Obama.
McCain, who was a Navy fighter pilot and spent five years as a prisoner of war in Vietnam, said Obama "doesn't know how -- how the world works nor how the military works."
So, if one were to interpret that literally, McSame is saying that for 7 years he’s known how to get bin Ladin but has chosen to do nothing about it. Well, he’s got my vote.
After all, any man who can allow more than 4,100 American service members and untold hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians to die when, in his own words, he could’ve stopped it is definitely the man this girl wants running the free world.
No, really.
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Well, perhaps a lipstick-wearing- pit-bull is what he needed all along to capture OBL. yeahh that's the ticket!!
In a followup interview, newly-minted Republican presidential nominee John McCain once again insisted that he knew exactly where to find swarthy evildoer Barack Hussein Obama:
"Sure, last I heard, he's in Denver, they had that big Democrat hoedown thing with lots of streamers and fireworks and stuff. Can't be too hard to find him, he was all over TV."
When corrected and told that he was actually being asked about terrorist Osama bin Laden, McCain looked puzzled and responded, "Who?"
Sssssh. We can't call her that. It's misogynistic and sexist. Only Palin can call Palin a rabid attack dog. Oh, and don't talk about her white trash family and "fuckin' redneck" future son-in-law, either. Only McCain and Palin can exploit them politically and parade them around as props for their vaunted Christian "family values"...
McCain today:
President Clinton had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden... I know how to do it and I'll do it.
McCain 10 years ago:
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) stressed the importance of a strong U.S. role in foreign affairs, and criticized the administration for ignoring problems other than bin Laden, including Iraq dragging its feet on arms inspections.
A vote for McCain is a vote for a fucking idiot, by a fucking idiot.
Oh, and the accusation that Clinton passed on a chance to get bin laden? Never happened.
I'm sure you're shocked.
Oh, and the accusation that Clinton passed on a chance to get bin laden? Never happened.
But I saw it on TV one time! This guy was totally gonna take out OBL and Clinton was there and he was all "OMG WTF I can't do it!!1!" and then OBL ran away and George Bush totally woulda killed him that time!
I hope we all realise that the above actually passes for legitimate political dialogue among McCain supporters.
Does McCain not realize that bin Laden has been dead for years, now? Or maybe he does, and his knowing how to "capture" him will be simply to announce it officially.
Obama has much more sense than to chase ghosts.
McCain said, earlier today, "I am going to get hiss head on a sti....whaa?? psst said already aHem I am going to get a sharp stich and uhhhh, and uhhh, uh - what was the question again?
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