Thursday, March 17, 2005

Apparently, I swing both ways. Who knew?


It's quiet out there ... too quiet ... oh, yeah, that's because pompous, right-wing blowhard "Jinx McHue" hasn't dropped in for a while. That's so unlike him, normally willing to comment at the drop of a brain cell, telling us all how he's "laughing his ass off" or something intellectual like that. Whatever could be the problem?

Ooooh ... maybe it's this, from way back on March 9, where McHue opens with:

This is absolutely priceless! (It's also indicative of the far-left mentality.) Earlier today, Canadian Cynic took issue with a supposedly "unsubstantiated tale" (or so far-left vomit rag Media Matters claims) from conservative David Horowitz.

Man, that's gotta be bad timing, eh, Jinx? My condolences to your ego.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

CC: I'm having trouble following this post. I'm not quite sure if you and Jinx (what a bubblehead I realized after I followed the link to his blog) have some long standing feud or is this some kind of "nanana-boohoo"?
Anyway love your posts and visit your site serveral times a week to seek your thoughts of some current item of interest. Keep up the good work and happy trails, Ray in Lousiana.

CC said...

Yes, it helps if you've been a regular reader to appreciate the history. If you're not, how to best sum it up ... oh, sort of like this:

BLACK KNIGHT (Jinx McHue): None shall pass.
ARTHUR (CC): What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite
your legs off!

Anonymous said...

Ah the Monty Python Flying Circus thing. Sounds like you that dufus Jinx have encountered that bridge before. I admit I have trouble discussing politics with those right wingnuts but I have a standing offer of $5.00 US to anyone who can show me one positive thing the Bushites have done that was in the best interest of We the People. The fin is still in my wallet waiting to be claimed.