And how, did you ask yourself, were the Rethuglicans going to try to get Sarah Palin out of her upcoming VP debate? Wonder no longer:
McCain camp to propose postponing VP debate
(CNN) — McCain supporter Sen. Lindsey Graham tells CNN the McCain campaign is proposing to the Presidential Debate Commission and the Obama camp that if there's no bailout deal by Friday, the first presidential debate should take the place of the VP debate, currently scheduled for next Thursday, October 2 in St. Louis.
In this scenario, the vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin would be rescheduled for a date yet to be determined, and take place in Oxford, Mississippi, currently slated to be the site of the first presidential faceoff this Friday.
Of course, when the time came, there would be another crisis. And another one. And another one. And ... well, you get the idea.
So, Hunter ... are you feeling like a total fucking retard yet?