From the safety of his BarcaLounger and "World of Warcraft" gaming console, the appropriately named "Caveman" is all about kicking ass, Canadian-style:
... the French troops got caught with their pants down because they'd forgotten they were in a war. Forget that for even a second, and the enemy will make you regret it. If they'd prepped for the patrol like we do, the Talibs would have been sent back to momma.
And yet, curiously, these members of Canada's military are still dead:
KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN - Three Canadian soldiers died and five were injured yesterday when their vehicle came under attack by insurgents in the volatile Zhari District of Kandahar province.
The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack that killed corporals Andrew Grenon, 23, and Mike Seggie, 21, and Private Chad Horn, 21, infantrymen with the 2 Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry from CFB Shilo, Man.
Tune in next week when "Caveman" continues to live courageously and vicariously through people who are actually putting their lives on the line for him. And, sadly, dying for him as well.