Geez, it's getting hard to tell the "wars" without a program.

OK, maybe it really isn't a "war" after all since, back in 2004, we had Commander Chimpy making things clear as, well, mud:

We actually misnamed the war on terror, it ought to be the struggle against ideological extremists who do not believe in free societies who happen to use terror as a weapon to try to shake the conscience of the free world.

That would be the SAIEWDNBIFSWHTUTAAWTTTSTCOTFW for those of you into acronyms.