Tuesday, August 16, 2005

"ferrethouse" moronicity: Part deux.


And still from back here, we find the right-wing "ferrethouse" doing unspeakably obscene things to logical analysis. Of Cindy Sheehan, ferrethouse blithers:

This has NOTHING to do with her son and everything to do with lobbying on behalf of every liberal organization in the United States.

Responds one "anonymous," who is not a complete idiot:

"Lobby on behalf of every liberal organization in the US"? That's shockingly silly.

To which ferrethouse responds (and I am not making this up):

Turn on your television and prepare to be "shocked silly". Every liberal organization is camped out right beside her.

Apparently, in ferrethouse's universe, logic works thusly:

  • Cindy Sheehan is protesting the war.
  • Many "liberal" organizations are protesting the war as well.
  • Therefore, Cindy Sheehan is promoting the liberal agenda.
Hey, I can play that game as well:

  • I am a man.
  • Brad Pitt is a man.
  • Therefore, I am Brad Pitt.
Women, please form a line on the right. Thank you.

3 comments:

v said...

Who is this "Cindy Sheehan" you speak of? I am too busy with my progressive, pragmatic agenda to follow these soap operas you lefties seem exclusively focused upon.

Some people say that the reason why Canadian lefty bloggers whinge non-stop about Evolution, "Cindy Sheehan", etc. is because Stephen Harper and the CPC crush the Liberals on policy, leadership, trust, not stealing public money to cheat in elections, etc. so the envious left focuses their hate on a less unassailable target - I believe this is know as "issue substitution"? - but that's just crazy tinfoil hat talk.

Up with people!

CC said...

Yes, we lefties really are a pain in the ass, aren't we?

teffie-phd said...

Great link CC, us crazy feminists have a similar pain in the ass message for all those women who think feminists are hurting men.