In any event, the bounty of $500 is still available for anyone who can hand me verifiable information as to where Patrick both lives and works these days. Where he lives would appear to be back in his parents' basement, snarfing down Cheetos and Dr. Pepper while binge-watching "The Bachelorette" but, since it seems he high-tailed it out of Grande Prairie with little notice, it is a current mystery as to where (or even if) he is employed.
Lines are open, and operators are standing by to insult you.
P.S. This postscript is specifically for any Lloydminster bar staff who have the misfortune to serve Patrick Ross, and have to watch him Jabba the Hutt his way through the dinner special of a triple patty stacked between two grilled cheese sandwiches, accompanied by a can of room temperature Crisco.
I would be immensely interested in how Patrick is paying for his meals; in particular, if he uses a credit card, I very much want to know whose name is on that card since, as an undischarged bankrupt, Patrick is wholly ineligible to have a credit card in his own name.
More specifically, I would like to know if he is currently using a credit card in the name of his father, Ken Ross. That is the only thing I would like to know -- I have no interest in what Patrick purchased, or how much it cost, or anything else, just whether he is currently paying for his gluttony with someone else's credit card. If you have this info (and can in some way verify it), drop me a note at canadiancynic@yahoo.ca. For *that* information, I will pay $100.
P.P.S. Thus far, my sources tell me that the most likely hangouts for Kid Cash Thunderbolt Ross are The Canadian Brewhouse, 4th Meridian and Boston Pizza. If any other names come up, I'll add them here.
AND MORE: In support of another legal action I will be filing against Patrick, I really do want to know if he's moved back to Casa Ross in Lloydminster, so here's what I'm asking people to do. If you reside in the area of Lloydminster, it would be ever so useful if you were to drive by the residence of Patrick's father, Ken Ross, and report on whether you see Patrick's vehicle in the driveway. These days, he reportedly drives a Ford Escape so it should be easy to spot.
As to the address, well, if you're serious enough to want to help out, then tracking down the address should be easy; I'm not going to supply it here as I don't want to give Patrick even the slightest excuse to accuse me of doxxing him. And if you've been following this sordid saga for a while, you'll already know the address of which I speak.
That's it ... if you're tooling around Lloydminster and have a few spare minutes, swing by Patrick's place and see if his Ford Escape is in the driveway. I'd like to confirm that before arranging for personal service on him.
Thank you kindly.
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I have a brother in Lloyd, and as I recall, Patrick likes to watch fights at The Canadian Brewhouse, so I'll ask him to check in there. I (sadly) already know what Patrick looks like, and I'll send him a picture. If Patrick is there, I'll ask my bro to discreetly take a picture.
Eggcellent, I appreciate it. I have a few others in Lloyd who will be keeping an eye out for Patrick, and reporting on his activities.
So what would happen if Patrick has been using his father's credit card all this time? Is that illegal? What are the consequences?
I'm looking into that. As an undischarged bankrupt, Patrick would normally have to declare *everything* he receives -- salary, gifts, loans, property -- to his trustee as "after-acquired assets." However, as Patrick has not had a trustee for almost a decade, he's obviously done none of that, but all of that would still be after-acquired assets, so when I decide to drag his ass in front of the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy, he will almost certainly be required to produce all of his financial records for the last several years, at which point it will get decidedly ugly for him.
There is no question that Patrick is many, many years in arrears with his financial and reporting obligations to the OSB, so not only is he going to have to get up to date when I make this happen, he will most likely have to pay interest on top of all of that, but the OSB has the right to sanction him further with penalties for his non-compliance. All of that would be *on top* of what he already owes me.
As I said, I'm researching this right now, and if Patrick's father has been quietly funding Patrick under the table all these years, well, life for the Ross family might get financially awkward.
My uncle and aunt live just outside of Lloydminster, and I know the address you're referring to. I'll drop them a note and ask them to go for a drive.
What I don't understand is how or why Ken has apparently signed off on his loser almost-42-year-old son quitting one of his few opportunities for gainful employment, to move back home in Lloyd. I thought Ken was fed up with Twatsy being a sponge.
A theory: Ken's health is starting to seriously falter, and he needs someone to drive him to medical appointments, organize his prescriptions, change his adult diapers, etc.
ROD: I am unaware of the personal circumstances of the Ross household at the moment but I can assure you that, should the unforeseen come to pass and pere Ross passes away, I am already prepared to contest the will, particularly with respect to the divestiture of the Lloydminster property. If Patrick thinks he's going to quietly inherit his father's residence and continue to live there, he might want to consult a lawyer.
Yesterday I saw a post on Twitter that led me to this blog. Before starting my shift last night I drove by the address listed on the court papers mentioned in multiple posts and there was a dark blue/purple Ford Escape parked at the house.
I work tonight and tomorrow night to complete my cycle of night shifts before returning to days on Tuesday. I will drive by again to see if it's there again.
Anon @ 9:09 AM: Thank you kindly. For what it's worth, Patrick seems to be posting random pics on other social media to give the impression he's elsewhere, but it's hard to fake where he parks his buggy.
Given your efforts, drop me a private email at canadiancynic@yahoo.ca, and I will be sure to reimburse you for your efforts. And if it's not an imposition, sending me a pic of what you report would be immensely useful; it would not be shared with anyone other than the appropriate legal authorities if it comes to that.
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