Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Jesus. Freakin'. Christ.


Is it even theoretically possible for this to have had worse timing?


Or perhaps better timing, depending on your perspective?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

and that's a spoof... how?

Robert McClelland said...

On a somewhat related note.

Support Conrad
This blog endorses this site.
(For all you disclosure hawks: I have nothing to do with this site nor do I even know its creator.)
UPDATE: If you scroll down, you'll see that these guys are even planning on chartering a plane to go to Chicago for the trial. That's dedication.

Pro-Conrad Black Web Site Fesses Up to Hoax
Supportlordblack.com -- a Web site supposedly supporting deposed newspaper mogul Conrad Black with "symbolic" pledges of financial support and an "On-to-Chicago Caravan" for the opening of his federal racketeering trial next week -- is a hoax created by the Canadian satirical magazine Frank, the current issue reveals.

Ti-Guy said...

Ha ha ha!

Remember; I called him "Daffy Dumbdaifallah" first. What. A. Rube. When I got to this part:

More than that, it is our grateful and long overdue acknowledgement of His Lordship's life's struggle to confront, with unflagging courage, the Brobdingnagian forces of Canadian small-mindedness, parochialism, mediocrity and failure.

...I thought there's no way anyone could take this seriously. Well, except for Adam, Roy Eappen, Joan Tintor, and Liz J. God, I love those guys.

Anonymous said...

That was an awfully long time to wait for one Britney Spears joke. I'm surprised they didn't work Lewinsky in there somewhere...

Anonymous said...

From the kitchens of Kiss The Crook, a recipe for:

Not Too Swift, All Day Suckers

Mix blind ambition, fawning sycophancy and overinflated egos,
Add a dash of delusional superiority,
Garnish with fatuous diction,
Sweeten to taste with just desserts.
Slowly roast over a bed of ridicule till done.
Serve warm on a stick to willing Yahoos with Lilliputian intellect.

Mmmm... delicious satire.

Greg Laden said...

We know that is not really Ann Coulter because she is not screeching. We know it is not rush linbaugh because he is not shooting anything into his arm or drooling. So I'm guessing this is some kind of spoof ... what do you think?