Blogging Tories Short Takes: Mar 24, 2007.

Shorter Exactly Right: "National Post? Never heard of it. Why do you ask?"

Shorter Biebs: "Uhhhhh ... I was being serious. Why do you ask?"

Shorter Strong Conservative: "Well, yeah, I think the person who drove the car into the ditch is exactly the right person to tell us how to get it out again. Why do you ask?"

Shorter Backseat Blogger: All right, that one's just cool.

AFTERSNARK: You know, Jonathan, it's getting a mite tiring to keep hearing that idiotic right-wing talking point about how Bush is, you know, "standing firm" and protecting America and stupidity like that. Let's have Bill Maher explain it to you.