The Lord shall provide. But just in case he doesn't:
MAKING DONATIONS AND BULLETTIN'S [sic] PAYMENT
WITH CREDIT CARD
Dear friends,
Many of you have expressed to us that high banking fees has [sic] made it difficult for you to fulfill your desire of supporting the beatification process of the Servant of God, John Paul II, with an offering or a contribution to the magazine “Totus Tuus”. We are pleased to announce that it is now possible for you to make a contribution to this work by also using your credit card and a new, online payment service.
They're also looking to speed up the canonization process with evidence of Popely miracles, so if you were ever sick, then mysteriously and subsequently got better, they definitely want to hear from you.
1 comment:
I'll use the credit card I pay off with the money I get turning tricks and selling drugs.
Take that, churchies!
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