Thursday, March 15, 2007

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING ... uh ...


OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!!!!

9/11 Mastermind Confesses in Guantanamo

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Yes, he did it.

OK, well, maybe not so breaking (emphasis added):

Saturday, July 26, 2003 Posted: 5:14 PM EDT (2114 GMT)

... Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the alleged mastermind of those attacks and the highest-ranking al Qaeda operative in custody, told his U.S. interrogators that planning for the attacks on New York and Washington began in 1994 in the Philippine capital.

Honestly, it's like, after four years, you've just taken the ball out from underneath the blanket and they get excited all over again.

I know children with severe ADD that have longer attention spans.

1 comment:

Ferdzy said...

And for some reason, I hear the words "Guantanamo" and "confession" and I think, "uh huh, that's reliable."