A wanker's gotta have his priorities.

And even as the entire Bush administration and the Department of Justice are collapsing under their weight of their own lies and corruption, the Canadian wankersphere curiously have better things to do.

I mean, I'm sure crack amateur detective Steve Janke and his Captain Midnight secret decoder ring will be all over this story, as soon as he deals with the important stuff first.

Liks I said ... priorities.

UPPITY DATE: Hey, Steve ... if you really want to make a name for yourself, you might try what these guys are doing. You know, digging into actual stories rather than obsessing over Deb Frisch's websites or Cindy Sheehan's vagina.

I'm just sayin'.