More GOP family values.

Via Eschaton, we learn that sodomy is a bad thing only if gays or Democrats do it. Oh, and extra-marital affairs. Apparently, they're all right, too, GOP-wise.

UPDATE: And, hey, while we're at it, let's throw Bush's U.N. ambassador nominee John Bolton into the mix. This is so easy, I almost feel guilty.

EVEN MORE: And the incomparable James Wolcott does to Bolton what only James Wolcott can.