Monday, September 01, 2008
Dear SUZANNE: It's time for door number two.
Fetus fetishist SUZANNE gloats over the fact that Sarah Palin was pregnant after all. Good for her. Now when can we expect Suzie All-Caps to savagely excoriate Palin for being a horrible mother?
Any minute now, right, Suzie? Any minute now ...
OH, GOD: When it comes to pre-marital sex and abstinence education, I so desperately want the McCain campaign to advise tempted young women to "Just say no." I don't think my bladder would be able to control itself.